Major: Fail

SVA Illustration was the biggest waste of money/time/effort. The only thing i have learned in four years is to hate illustration. There are way too many assignments to progress on anything and teachers don't even help or teach (there are a few exceptions obviously). I don't think I have one completed piece from this entire year. And really, its just me, but how did I manage to pick classes every semester with the worst teachers and the most ridiculous amount of work? I hate it when my teacher(s) says that illustration majors are better off becoming fine artists because "we" know more skills and are better painters but seriously shut the fuck up and actually teach me these "skills" instead of talking for two hours about bullshit and then saying two words about everyone's art. SVA is such a scam and teachers are ripping us off so they can hear themselves talk about how great of an artist they are when in reality their paintings are mediocre and it shows because they used to be an illustration major at SVA.




just kidding.

pierrot's last stand

humpty dumpty.















necrotic tissue.

turd.

if SOMEONE didn't break my camera i would upload the shit loads of work i have been producing.

if my apartment wasn't so cheap I would move out of this dumb city as soon as possible.

if i wasn't so weird I would be doing and finishing my homework.


LYLAS.

midt vermin.

its friday night and its saturday morning in my fantasy werld.




















































alcohol-deficit hyperactivity dewm.

saturn's children.

emily, me, hannah

















malcolm rides.



















































































great job.

procrastinating procreating

too bad.

orion.

whipping winds.


































assignment: sexy nesting dolls...











to hannah:

The crevices of your ear

Are too harsh to kiss

Take the sharp razor out

And shave down those valley-ways

And alley-ways

Where the gangsters

Coagulate

Like wax